Weird conversations are a staple in our meme of a marriage and a majority of them usually happen in the car. Tonight, on the way to being dropped off at work, this gem formed…
Me: Imagine if we called everything by the sound it makes instead of its actual name.
Matt: That’d be onomatopoeia.
Me: Yeah, I’d call you *makes snoring sound followed by a fart sound*.
Matt: *Laughs* What would yours be?
Me: *Makes whining/crying noise followed by my usual frustrated sound of Nn!*
Matt: Nn! That’d be your nickname for sure.